Hey, I'm Cow.

Voice actor. 3D artist. Unity developer. Idiot.

Welcome to my little corner of the internet. I'm Cow, a voice actor, 3D artist, Unity developer, and certified idiot who somehow manages to make things despite having absolutely no idea what I'm doing half the time.

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Status: probably awake when I shouldn't be.

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So, who the hell is Cow?

Hi, I'm Cow. I'm bi, I'm a furry, and I'm an idiot who knows how to use Blender. Somehow, I've managed to turn making things on a computer into a hobby, a skill, and occasionally a reason to question my life choices.

I'm a voice actor, a 3D artist, and a Unity developer. I like creating things, experimenting with software, and occasionally spending several hours fixing something that probably should have taken five minutes.

I'm good at being bad at stuff, sleep is for nerds, and I'm still figuring myself out. I've got things I'm good at, things I'm absolutely terrible at, and a frankly concerning ability to keep doing them anyway.

Anyway, that's me. Welcome to the chaos.

My motto

If you fuck around with a subdivided cube you will eventually make something.

Sexuality
Bisexual
Identity
Furry
Occupation
Voice Actor
Personality
Good at being bad at stuff
Current life status
Still figuring myself out
Sleep schedule
Sleep is for nerds

Skills I have acquired against my will

Blender

4 years

Four years of making things in Blender. I know my way around the software, which unfortunately means I also know exactly how many things can go wrong.

Unity

4 years

Four years of Unity experience. Building things, breaking things, fixing things, and occasionally wondering why something worked perfectly five minutes ago.

Substance Painter

1 year

One year of texturing experience. Making materials look good, experimenting with details, and trying to remember which layer is responsible for ruining everything.

Voice acting

Voice actor

I do voice acting and enjoy experimenting with voices, characters, and performances.

Yes, I make noises on purpose.

I do voice acting and enjoy experimenting with voices, characters, and performances.

Things I've made

Ko-fi

My Ko-fi

Come say hi and check out my Ko-fi page.

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Musicals I like

A few songs from each, scrolling on a loop. Hover over a row to pause it.

Beetlejuice the Musical

The Whole Being Dead ThingDead MomSay My NameInvisibleBarbara 2.0Ready, Set, Not YetThat Beautiful SoundFright of Their LivesWhat I Know NowHome

Hamilton

Alexander HamiltonMy ShotYou'll Be BackWait for ItSatisfiedNon-StopThe Room Where It HappensHelplessDear TheodosiaBurnIt's Quiet UptownWho Lives, Who Dies, Who Tells Your Story

Dear Evan Hansen

Waving Through a WindowFor ForeverSincerely, MeRequiemIf I Could Tell HerDisappearYou Will Be FoundWords FailSo Big / So SmallOnly Us

Helluva Boss

I.M.P. JingleOh MillieTeacher's SongMy World Is Burning Down Around MeYou Will Be OkayLoo Loo LandVacay to BonetownMoxxie's Bad TripStolas SingsLook At This!Til The Day We DieRegular Joe

Hazbin Hotel

Happy Day in HellHell Is ForeverYou Didn't KnowStayed GoneHello Rosie!AddictWhatever It TakesRespectlessLoser, BabyPoisonOut for LoveReady for This

Heathers

BeautifulCandy StoreFight for MeFreeze Your BrainBig FunDead Girl WalkingSeventeenOur Love Is GodMeant to Be YoursLifeboatI Am DamagedNever Shut Up Again

Proof that I am not a serious person

I know Blender.

Unfortunately, knowing how to use Blender does not automatically mean knowing what I'm doing.

Productive? Debatable.

I can spend hours working on something and still somehow end up exactly where I started.

Sleep is for nerds.

My sleep schedule is more of a rumour than a functioning system.

Good at being bad at stuff.

Why be bad at one thing when you can develop a diverse collection of questionable abilities?

How much of an idiot am I?

Not a real assessment. Purely a joke.

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